Putin Finally Takes Trump on Promised Weekend Getaway

PALM SPRINGS, CA—After a long and hard fought election Trump asked Putin if they could get that quality alone time they had been talking about for so long. It had been hard living so far apart and both having such busy lives. Whether it was just a quick phone call or a long session on Skype the two leaders stayed in touch as much as possible.

Trump said, “You know Vlad, I don’t even need the greatest or the best vacation. All I really need is you. I know you have been busy invading Crimea and hacking the Democratic National Convention to swing the election in my favor but I could really use some ‘Us’ time.”

Starting with a morning tea and brunch the couple planned an afternoon picnic followed by a special spa treatment with mani-pedis and of course a shared shirtless horse ride in the evening.