Pope Francis Stocks Up On 12-Pack of Pope Hats During Costco Run

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis returned to his papal apartment in the Apostolic Palace with his ‘Pope Mobile’ completely packed after a long day of shopping at Costco.

After perusing the 80-inch Ultra HDTV’s and buying his usual $1.50 hot dog and soda combo he grabbed a few free food samples and then stocked up on a 12-Pack of Pope Hats and several 10-gallon buckets of Holy Water among many household goods and groceries he would need for the week.

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