Environment Fights Trump & Dakota Access Pipeline Itself

STANDING ROCK—President Donald Trump recently pushed forward the Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL), a $3.8B project that will run under Lake Oahe on the Standing Rock Sioux Indian reservation.

The reservation’s sole supply of drinking water will be put to risk by DAPL of oil spills and put the entire local ecosystem at risk. President Trump previously owned approximately $100,000 of stock in Energy Transfer Partners which is the same company overseeing the project.

Nature itself has decided to personally defend itself at all costs, particularly the Gray Wolves population of the Great Lakes and several groups of Buffalo and a feisty group of Honey Badgers. If Trump does not come out to visit they plan on purchasing plane tickets to Trump Tower to protest in person.